“Do you want my rod or this rod?” By the artist that brought you six other stories you’ve never heard of comes Somethings rising and it’s not the shield hero. This majestic abomination known as Redo of a Healer will be heralded as the Twitter communities’ Covid19 equal. This is about as wholesome of a LN as it gets while running Olympic laps around what could have been hentai. Interspecies Reviewers has nothing on the story of this honorable crack addict Batman prodigy.

Have you ever thought to yourself,” I wish there existed an uncensored version to Rising of a Shield Hero.” Well look no further! as we follow the adventures of 2.0 Naofumi’s rise to what a true hero should aspire to be. I know many felt deeply betrayed when Malty didn’t catch Naofumi’s hands on the chopping block. Luckily this year she’s reincarnated as the same lovable princess we’ve all come to treasure. Nothing will stop 2.0 Naofumi’s crusade to being the #1 Thot slayer in this new journey. I mean how can you not want to become what you were destined for? This man in his new quest is given the godly healing alchemy to restore or even better..ENHANCE his best qualities ;).

Now I get some people may ask,”Isn’t this a downgraded version of our beloved hero? How is going from immovable object that is the SHIELD hero to why do I need a healer when I’ve got elixirs?” I’d be lying if I said I didn’t type in any game I’ve ever played where someone insta locks healer “GG NEXT!” Well this reinvigorated mad lad plays healer, damage and tank because everyone knows everyone but you is trash. It’s just the golden unspoken rule in any sort of party system. If you can’t carry, get good. I don’t know about you, but this man sounds like the granddaddy carry I’d want with me. Of course nothing comes free so it’s times like these after his hard fought battles when he see him truly “rise” and get back what was rightfully owed. After all, 2.0 Naofumi be pimpin.

“This has got to be some trash Harem show right?” Not even! Well, kinda. While everyone starts lining up for pound town, he never sees the thots as more than tools and as such pays no creed. Only those truly worthy such as the royal family as bestowed his Crown Jewels. This isn’t the story of a simp. We’re talking about someone who has the deceitfulness of Kazuma while maintaining the sheer palpable vigor of Naofumi. And maybe a sprinkle of Rance if you’re a veteran degenerate and know what I mean. Upon our hero’s second reincarnation he was gifted the power to look at you and DDos you on the spot. This easily allows him to discern the world as he sees fit. Most importantly this insures he will never fall into the clutches of the infamous trap.

IMO this will be the pinnacle of Isekai. You can’t get any better than a story where your own love nectar can increase the level caps of those around you. You get the Naofumi done right story. Although the one downside is this is possibly considered a light hentai, but there’s no NTR or ugly bastard so it’s a win-win right?